November 30th, 2008

Well, I guess you found one.




Also, the turkey turned out great.

November 25th, 2008

I am currently soaking Our Thanksgiving turkey in brine this year. Brine, at least this one, is a salty/sugary concoction that is supposed to improve the texture of the turkey and make for a plumper bird.

I took an Emeril Lagasse


recipe and added a few goodies and a little different technique. I have tried a chicken prior to this (soaking in Brine) and it worked out quite well. I'll pass along the process once I see if it works ok.

The 20 pound Turkey is presently in a Ice bath / Brine soak in an ice Chest. I'm glad My wife is willing to experiment with our food.

Our Turkey From Last Year.

November 24th, 2008

Ok, Maybe the tittle is a misleading, because My son doesn't wear women's clothes. At least I am fairly sure of this. I have never seen him cross dressing, so maybe in his own time ...

but I don't think so.

No, what this is reference too was my wife going into town and grabbing a burger. While she was there she saw something she wanted to tell me about when she got back home.

Her: It's a good thing our son didn't go with me to get a Hamburger.

Me: Why? I asked.

Her: Well, I was sitting there waiting for them to bring out the food (Carside Food delivery) and there was this guy with long brown hair, shoulder length and a mustache and a beard.

Me: OK.

Her pausing: And he was wearing a shirt.

Me, wondering why I was getting this in bits and pieces: OK

Her - another dramatic pause

Me: And ...

I am now imaging some one streaking my wife.

Her: And he was wearing pants.

Me: Good!

Her: And he had on high heels.

Me: Oh. High Heels.

Her: Spikey high heels and he was sashaying. She now did this crazy wavy motion with her hands.



I had a good laugh over her hands trying to simulate sashaying.

Me: Yeah, I suppose our son would have had something to say about that for sure.

There.

I didn't catch my son in a red dress or anything. Just my wife catching some brave soul in very Conservative Downtown Bakersfield wearing Very High heels and not hiding the fact. Something you don't see every day in these parts. We are not San Francisco.

(EDIT: Look, I tried to find an Image of a guy wearing high heels, but now I feel the need to take a shower - that and wash my eyes out.)

November 20th, 2008

If you have a few minutes, play 12 rounds of Christmas Holiday Miniature Golf.


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